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all the wrong places?
Age 55 From Peoria, Arizona - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I have good job; my truck is mine and not the bank's; I'm in pretty decent shape; I'm emotionally stable and not completely psychotic; I'm a big believer in the "Pay It Forward" train of thought and try doing as many random acts of kindness as I can in my day to day life (within reason).

Crap! What the hell ARE you supposed to say on these profile thingies that will make the man of your dreams fall completely and madly for you from just reading your impassioned speech about how much of a catch you are and seeing all the most flattering photos of yourself you can find?

I'm up for almost anything at one time or another and have no problem heading out for a "we shall see what we shall see" type of outing. Truth be told though, I'd rather spend time at home with someone I care about than be out and about at the bars. I hate crowds but like gatherings so intimate dinner parties are more appealing to me than a nite at Charlies.

Not really expecting much... A regular fuck bud would be nice to have but we're gonna have to be "friends" and hang out a bit before that happens so don't even THINK about trying to hit me up for some "catch and release" sex! Someone who is reliable, dependable, self sufficient, trustworthy... the same thing most other rational men want in a lover, friend, companion would be nice. Still STD free and have the proof and would appreciate if you are safe about it too.

If I'm on the site Mon.-Fri. between 3p and 11p then I'm at work so I can't "meet you for drinks" or "come over" until after 11p... kapeesh?

I have a little zoo going at home so if you're allergic to or freaked out by any of the following, I might not be your best bet: dogs, cats, snakes, birds and ferrets. I will repeat this since some folks seem to miss it- I HAVE SNAKES in a tank in the living room. They're just Corn snakes, not pythons but if you don't like snakes it doesn't matter what size they are, does it?

Ultimately I want the last LTR I'll ever have to worry about with someone who has a good head on his shoulders; who knows what he wants out of life and love; who isn't afraid to chase his dream but keeps his feet planted in reality; who doesn't NEED me but he sticks around because he WANTS to.
The end verdict? I just want to spend the rest of my days having a good time and lots of laughs with someone I care deeply about while dealing with as little drama as possible. That's not too much to ask, is it?
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Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Thick
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog, Bird, Exotic Animal, Fish, Reptile
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Medical / Health
My Job Title Is  
RN
I Make This Much In A Year  
$75,000USD To $99,999USD
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Movies, Internet, Games, Dining, Photography, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
Ultimately I want the last LTR I'll ever have to worry about with someone who has a good head on his shoulders; who knows what he wants out of life and love; who isn't afraid to chase his dream but keeps his feet planted in reality; who doesn't NEED me but he sticks around because he WANTS to.
The end verdict? I just want to spend the rest of my days having a good time and lots of laughs with someone I care deeply about while dealing with as little drama as possible. That's not too much to ask, is it?
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Fiction, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Nature, Reference, Satire, Science, Science Fiction

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Committed
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