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I Would Describe Myself As | I have good job; my truck is mine and not the bank's; I'm in pretty decent shape; I'm emotionally stable and not completely psychotic; I'm a big believer in the "Pay It Forward" train of thought and try doing as many random acts of kindness as I can in my day to day life (within reason). Crap! What the hell ARE you supposed to say on these profile thingies that will make the man of your dreams fall completely and madly for you from just reading your impassioned speech about how much of a catch you are and seeing all the most flattering photos of yourself you can find? I'm up for almost anything at one time or another and have no problem heading out for a "we shall see what we shall see" type of outing. Truth be told though, I'd rather spend time at home with someone I care about than be out and about at the bars. I hate crowds but like gatherings so intimate dinner parties are more appealing to me than a nite at Charlies. Not really expecting much... A regular fuck bud would be nice to have but we're gonna have to be "friends" and hang out a bit before that happens so don't even THINK about trying to hit me up for some "catch and release" sex! Someone who is reliable, dependable, self sufficient, trustworthy... the same thing most other rational men want in a lover, friend, companion would be nice. Still STD free and have the proof and would appreciate if you are safe about it too. If I'm on the site Mon.-Fri. between 3p and 11p then I'm at work so I can't "meet you for drinks" or "come over" until after 11p... kapeesh? I have a little zoo going at home so if you're allergic to or freaked out by any of the following, I might not be your best bet: dogs, cats, snakes, birds and ferrets. I will repeat this since some folks seem to miss it- I HAVE SNAKES in a tank in the living room. They're just Corn snakes, not pythons but if you don't like snakes it doesn't matter what size they are, does it? Ultimately I want the last LTR I'll ever have to worry about with someone who has a good head on his shoulders; who knows what he wants out of life and love; who isn't afraid to chase his dream but keeps his feet planted in reality; who doesn't NEED me but he sticks around because he WANTS to. The end verdict? I just want to spend the rest of my days having a good time and lots of laughs with someone I care deeply about while dealing with as little drama as possible. That's not too much to ask, is it? |
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Sign | Sagittarius |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Thick |
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My Height Is | 6' 1 (1.85 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Brown |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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Body Art | Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings |
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My Hair Is | Brown |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Cat, Dog, Bird, Exotic Animal, Fish, Reptile |
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Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
My Education Level Is | College Degree |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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My Speciality Is | Medical / Health |
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My Job Title Is | RN |
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I Make This Much In A Year | $75,000USD To $99,999USD |
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I Live | With Pet(s) |
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At Home | All Is Calm |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - Often |
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I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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My Social Behavior Is | Reserved, Shy |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Arts & Crafts, Reading, Movies, Internet, Games, Dining, Photography, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Computers |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt |
Views
My Religion Is | Spiritual But Not Religious |
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I Attend Services | Never |
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My Political Views Are | I Don't Like Politics |
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My Goal In Life Is | Ultimately I want the last LTR I'll ever have to worry about with someone who has a good head on his shoulders; who knows what he wants out of life and love; who isn't afraid to chase his dream but keeps his feet planted in reality; who doesn't NEED me but he sticks around because he WANTS to. The end verdict? I just want to spend the rest of my days having a good time and lots of laughs with someone I care deeply about while dealing with as little drama as possible. That's not too much to ask, is it? |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Movies, I Don't Like Tv |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rap, Rock, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Fantasy, Fiction, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Nature, Reference, Satire, Science, Science Fiction |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend, Date, Committed |