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i like big white guys
Age 53 From Long Beach, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Binary
I Would Describe Myself As  
seriously. they're so hot. i am not a self hating bigot, i just can't get enough of those big hairy white men.
i am gainfully employed.
i'm fat, but determined, and have been successful over the last six months or so.
i'm so sick of politics.
i'm so sick of vampires.
i like electronic music and punk effing rock.
i dig npr.
i'm creative.
i like movies that make wanna cut myself.
if the mainstream didn't exist, i don't what i'd hate.
i'm a top in the sense that nothing is ever going in my ass. not that into the ass, actually, but i'll fuck you if it's that important to you, and you beg.
i don't believe in god, and i don't think you should either, but i do understand if you do, and if we never talk about it, that'd be better for both of us.
i have an amazing and hot man who i will die with.
pits to feet, i am a smell guy.
i love cock.
love it.
if you've read this before we chat, you are already a shoo-in. if you're reading this after we chatted because you think you might like me and wanted to know more, but have found something you don't like, then please don't get all abusive with me. you should read a profile first, pal.
also, if you don't like the ring in my nose, see yuh. i get tired of hearing about it half way into hot chat.
the creator of the questions here had a sense of humor. i might wanna fuck him.
love you. hugs and stuff. especially stuff.
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Marital Situation Is  
Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
Body Art  
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
slave to another world dominating co
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Observant, Anti-social, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Going To A Concert
I've Always Wanted To Try  
spaghetti. i hear such good things.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Cool, Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
oh, shit. i'm supposed to have a goal in life and not just get by? well i guess my goal is to get by. not have to kill myself or anyone else. be happy and make sure the people i love are happy.
is that fluffy enough?
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Drama, Documentary, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Industrial, Dance, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Music, Philosophy, Political, Religious, Science, Science Fiction

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
what do i look for? four lead clovers? actually, i haven't done that since i was a little kid, but seriously, in a clover patch, my parents would have to drag me away. i'd look at every single fucking clover, and although i would find the occasional malformed, weird clover, i never did find a real bona fide four leafed clover.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend
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