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Stereotype Breaker Seeks Same
Age 44 From Dallas, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Why so serious?
Just looking to meet someone.
30 year old jack-of-all-arts, enjoy people who are funny and a good audience, would like to meet someone who is not an easy target for my sarcasm...oh yeah, not a fan of dick-shots or decapitated people. Also I'm not looking for hook-ups. Dinner and a movie is my fetish.if interested and not a freak, message me. I am a complete hedonist (look it up...)I do everything in moderation, and if that bothers you...sorry. i am a sucker for...blue eyes, chest hair, great smile, unabashed lack of shame, an ego aka self-esteem, someone who would rather eat than go to the gym. I look forward to stealing your heart!
Sign  
Taurus

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Thick
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Hispanic/latino, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Entertainment / Media
My Job Title Is  
Dance Choreographer/Instructor, Bartendr
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Teachers Pet
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gambling, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Dallas World Aquarium, lunch at Manny's Uptown, movie, then drinks at the Pub! Followed by God knows what!
I've Always Wanted To Try  
reading porn to the blind!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
hahaha...I'm known as the Dream Machine.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Animation, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Dance, Soul, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read  
Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Music, Philosophy, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Having a good time whether working, eating, shopping, barhopping, hanging out, or lounging at home!

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Now accepting applications.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date
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