Be werry, werry quiet. Hunting stud muffins. (Still! Where you all at?)

Sometimes one creates a dynamic impression by saying something, and sometimes one creates as significant an impression by remaining silent.

~Dalai Lama

Ok, first off, I pose this question? I hear people say all the time that they are looking for someone in good shape. So, isn't round a shape? So then, what is a good shape? A standing up rectangle? Oval?

I guess I am currently an stocky oval striving to be a standing rectangle.

So, a little about me:

Single man here. I am 46, 5'8" and 260 (currently unknown; feel that I have lost some, but have no scale to look). I am very shy, so striking up conversation is hard for me. But do not let that make you hesitate talking to me. I can be very funny (have been told that I have a very wicked sense of humor).

Am trying to attempt to regain the land of the gym bears, but is hard. Need to lose weight and better myself. If someone would like to help train me, please let me know. Could use the help. Motivation is my worst habit.

Men with some facial hair turn my head. My feelings are that your partner should be your best friend. If interested, please chat me up. Would love to hear from you.

"If you have experienced or let life touch you at all, you have baggage. I just want to find someone whose baggage coordinates with mine."


Do not follow where the path may lead.
Go, instead, where there is no path
and leave a trail.

~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Zwillinge