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When life gives you lemons... add vodka.
Age 63 From Yucaipa, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Formally unhappily married for 15 years...
It's my time now. Kinda feel like a kid in a candyshop with all the "options" out there. ;-)
Sign  
Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
European
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Education / Academic
My Job Title Is  
Archivist and general Stack Lurker
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Friendly, Observant, Shy
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Computers, Exercising, Internet, Learning, Movies, Photography, Reading, Theater
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Once A Year
My Political Views Are  
Libertarian
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Ambient, Classical, Electronic, Folk, Industrial, New age, Soul, I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Classic, Comic, Computers, Erotica, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Poetry, Supernatural, Reference, Satire, Science Fiction

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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