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The owls are not what they seem.
Age 46 From Knoxville, Tennessee - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Spanish, German
I Would Describe Myself As  
I am a nerd, through and through. I could go through an exhaustive list of things I'm into, but I can get rambly really easily. Here's a *very* brief list. Ecology. Bugs. Plants. Caffeine. Nicotine. Weird books. Weird movies. MUSIC. Video games. Hiking. Camping. Snuggling. Ask for more details, if you're so inclined.

In an open relationship (by open, I mean with only complete prior honesty before any meetings or what have you, and complete honesty with the hubby thereafter). Looking more for a good friend with benefits or even a dating scenario (with someone that can handle the reality of my primary relationship) than meaningless rolls in the hay (though those aren't necessarily out of the question).

I like lots of different "types" of guys. My universal qualifiers are that you be literate, know how to laugh (including at yourself), can make good conversation (witty banter is always appreciated), is confident (but not cocky, or overly so). Just don't be a douchebag.
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Committed Relationships
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Reptile
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Student
My Speciality Is  
Research / Science / Engineering
My Job Title Is  
M.S. student; grad. teaching assistant
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Friendly, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Dinner, followed by coffee, followed by snuggling up to a movie or video games, with a nice bottle of wine.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Hmm...learning to play a musical instrument, canoeing, I dunno...I'm always open to try new things.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
To have a job that I enjoy a majority of the time, that provides ample financial security for myself and the husbear, to buy a house, and to one day have bees.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Dramas, Movies, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, New age, Ambient, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fiction, Horror, Nature, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I'm pretty easily amused. I can have fun doing just about anything.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Just don't be lame.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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